Open wide...take a bite of my foot

This week, and last week for that matter, I have found myself, on more than one occasion, eating my words...my foot...and anything else that prevents me from saying the right thing. Good intentions are there, but it just doesn't come out in the way in which it was intended. I hope this foot-in-mouth disease clears up before I really do some damage.
So, for everyone I have offended, ticked off, or upset please accept my apologies.

Sheri's parents are coming to town this weekend and I'm very excited! We've been waiting for them to come check out the new place since June.
Texas Welcomes You Pape Family.
I've been struggling for something to write about these past few days and have fallen short yet again. Better luck on my next attempt.