Surviving Bird Flu

I shouldn't even joke about bird flu, that is some serious stuff. I learned a lot about myself Saturday night as I was lying on my bathroom floor, contemplating the calling an ambulance; I am the biggest baby in the world when I am sick. My ailments are gone and the only explanation is a bad reaction to a flu shot. Can't say that I will ever do that again.

I'm very sleepy. Not even 9 a.m. but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. How big of a loser am I? Don't answer that. Didn't your mom teach you if you don't have anything nice to say, keep quiet. I hope to one day have a story of sorts to share.